June 15, 2003
The alephs of Brandeis AZA have been brutally deceived.
Recently, Ben Wolff, the editor of this publication, has been
talking highly about the Hot Sophmores From Beshert and Wooton (HSFBW). Quite curious if these rabble-ings (say it
phonetically) were in fact true, an investigation was carried out with the Wooton yearbook.
The reason for this
investigation was simple. It was very hard to believe that these girls were incredibly hot and yet somehow at conventions and
other BBYO functions they DISSAPEARED!!
So the team went through the yearbook and inspected all 5 of these so called
luscious ladies. One member of the team said, "well they aren't exactly Cindy Crawford look alikes" A second member said,
"well if what Ben meant by hot was incredibly mediocre then he was right on target." One of our other reviewers was
more harsh in their assesment. "PUG-FUGLY" was all he said.
In light of this recent ex-pose-ayy, the author of this piece has been led to one conclusion. I'm all for stalking
girls...but come on have some standards Mr. Wolff
-"Deep Bloat"
