Attack of the Camel Toe
By justin blaufeld
Being the asshole (or genius) that I am, I decided that I needed some fun to
occupy myself. What better than to prank people pretending to be Camel
Toe? Well who would be the best person to prank? Lax? No too
easy... what about Ben? naw, He wouldn't give me the response I wanted.
What about Yisreal? Yes, Yisreal, I like that idea. What you are
about to read are actual logs of my conversations.
Some notes:
BBGurl2103 is me pretending to be the camel toe
cowabanga1519 is our victim, Yisreal Katz
Dazdncnfused2391 is another victim (or innocent bystander I guess), Sara Keah
BIGbird1040 is me, as myself: Justin Blaufeld
BBGurl2103
(7:04:13 PM):
hi
cowabanga1519
(7:04:15 PM):
yo
cowabanga1519
(7:04:18 PM):
whose this
BBGurl2103
(7:04:26 PM):
Emily
BBGurl2103 (7:04:31
PM): is
this yisreal?
BBGurl2103
(7:05:22 PM):
from masada
cowabanga1519
(7:05:42 PM):
ohh wassup
BBGurl2103
(7:05:44 PM):
hi
BBGurl2103 (7:05:57
PM): i
wanted to talk to you about something
cowabanga1519
(7:06:02 PM):
yes?
BBGurl2103
(7:06:23 PM):
could you please tell your chapter to stop making fun of me?
cowabanga1519
(7:06:34 PM):
about what
BBGurl2103
(7:06:40 PM):
the whole camel toe thing
cowabanga1519
(7:06:57 PM):
i mean sure no one really does it
anymore
BBGurl2103
(7:07:22 PM):
yeah, i heard there was even someone that made a shirt
(That would be me who made the shirt)
cowabanga1519 (7:07:32 PM):
i guess so
cowabanga1519
(7:07:39 PM):
but i mean
cowabanga1519
(7:07:43 PM):
no one does it anyone
We both left for installations and
more hilarity ensued after we got home......
BBGurl2103
(10:43:13 PM):
hi
cowabanga1519
(10:43:18 PM):
hi
BBGurl2103 (10:43:44
PM): so did
you tell them to please stop?
cowabanga1519
(10:43:48 PM):
yea
BBGurl2103
(10:43:55 PM):
thanks
At this point I decided I wasn't done having fun...so I began to hit on
him
BBGurl2103 (10:44:07
PM): your
so nice
BBGurl2103 (10:45:04
PM): so
BBGurl2103 (10:45:10
PM): where
do you go to school?
cowabanga1519
(10:45:28 PM):
potomac
BBGurl2103
(10:45:42 PM):
potomac high shcool?
BBGurl2103 (10:45:46
PM): ive
never heard of it
cowabanga1519
(10:45:49 PM):
oh no churchill high school
BBGurl2103
(10:45:52 PM):
o!
BBGurl2103 (10:46:00
PM):
churchhill
BBGurl2103 (10:46:12
PM): do you
know sheryle rosenburg?
(Fake name)
cowabanga1519
(10:46:22 PM):
nope
BBGurl2103
(10:46:26 PM):
o well
BBGurl2103 (10:46:50
PM): so i
bet your always a hit with the ladies at churchill
BBGurl2103 (10:47:21
PM): do you
have a gf?
cowabanga1519
(10:47:30 PM):
no i dont
BBGurl2103
(10:47:41 PM):
thats cool
cowabanga1519
(10:47:42 PM):
i should haha
BBGurl2103
(10:47:46 PM):
i know!
BBGurl2103 (10:47:48
PM): ur so
cute
BBGurl2103 (10:47:49
PM): lol
cowabanga1519
(10:47:51 PM):
aw thank you
BBGurl2103
(10:48:06 PM):
;-)
BBGurl2103 (10:50:43
PM): yeah,
i just dumped my bf
BBGurl2103 (10:51:05
PM): i
wanna be with someone more mature, cause he was like a freshman and im a senior!
cowabanga1519
(10:51:49 PM):
oh really
cowabanga1519
(10:51:51 PM):
yea
BBGurl2103
(10:51:56 PM):
yea
cowabanga1519
(10:52:02 PM):
aight i gtg sleep ttyl
BBGurl2103
(10:52:05 PM):
k
BBGurl2103 (10:52:08
PM): bye!
The madness
continued the next day...only it got worse....now I was gonna get Sara too.
BBGurl2103
(7:27:51 PM):
hi
DazdNcnfused2391
(7:27:57 PM):
whos this
BBGurl2103
(7:28:03 PM):
emily
BBGurl2103 (7:28:06
PM): from
masada
BBGurl2103 (7:28:53
PM): do you
know yisreal katz
DazdNcnfused2391
(7:28:58 PM):
yess
BBGurl2103
(7:29:03 PM):
omg
BBGurl2103 (7:29:06
PM): hes so
cute
(Well, he is....)
DazdNcnfused2391
(7:29:13 PM):
hehe
BBGurl2103 (7:31:35
PM): omg, i
wish he would ask me out, he never talks online
DazdNcnfused2391
(7:32:19 PM):
well he kinda has a girlfriend
Is that so?
BBGurl2103
(7:32:30 PM):
r u kidding!!!!!!?
DazdNcnfused2391
(7:32:37 PM):
nah
BBGurl2103
(7:32:46 PM):
he said he didnt
BBGurl2103 (7:32:51
PM): thats
y hes avoiding me
DazdNcnfused2391
(7:32:51 PM):
well, its not really a girlfriend
BBGurl2103
(7:32:54 PM):
omg
DazdNcnfused2391
(7:32:56 PM):
kinda like a girl hes hookin up with
BBGurl2103
(7:33:00 PM):
o
BBGurl2103 (7:33:03
PM): i c
BBGurl2103 (7:34:51
PM): well
BBGurl2103 (7:35:03
PM): theres
still some cute guys in brandeis
DazdNcnfused2391
(7:35:15 PM):
haha yea
BBGurl2103
(7:35:36 PM):
who was that guy that wore the suit on friday night services?
That would be me, Justin Blaufeld
DazdNcnfused2391
(7:35:49 PM):
ben wolff?
ew...no
BBGurl2103
(7:35:59 PM):
um
BBGurl2103 (7:36:02
PM): hes
kinda tall
DazdNcnfused2391
(7:36:16 PM):
huey?
BBGurl2103
(7:36:32 PM):
is that his name?
DazdNcnfused2391
(7:36:40 PM):
justin blaufield, they call him huey
BBGurl2103
(7:36:49 PM):
omg hes so hot!
But everyone knows that. So at this point I think Sara told yisreal...Because
he IMed me:
cowabanga1519
(7:36:53 PM):
camel toe thinks youre cute
cowabanga1519
(7:36:56 PM):
this is the most horrible thing
BIGbird1040
(7:36:58 PM):
omg
cowabanga1519
(7:36:59 PM):
she wants me to ask her out
cowabanga1519
(7:37:02 PM):
look
BIGbird1040
(7:37:03 PM):
are you fucking serious
BIGbird1040 (7:38:30 PM):
whats her fucking screen name?
cowabanga1519
(7:38:46 PM):
BBGurl2103
cowabanga1519
(7:38:51 PM):
dude shes very feisty
(At this point he pastes the conversation with Sara here for me to see)
cowabanga1519
(7:37:39 PM):
dazdnconfused is sara kay
cowabanga1519
(7:37:43 PM):
she's talkin to camel toe
BIGbird1040
(7:37:44 PM):
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!
BIGbird1040 (7:37:51
PM): shes
fucking HOT dude
cowabanga1519
(7:37:54 PM):
haa
BIGbird1040
(7:37:56 PM):
no fucking tank this time
So I
decided to talk to camel toe myself, to see what everyone was talking about
BIGbird1040
(7:39:13 PM):
hi
BBGurl2103 (7:39:24
PM): hi
BBGurl2103 (7:39:27
PM): whos
this?
BIGbird1040 (7:39:33
PM): justin
BIGbird1040 (7:39:41
PM): are
you emily?
BBGurl2103 (7:40:08
PM): yeah
BIGbird1040 (7:40:12
PM): cool
BIGbird1040 (7:40:17
PM): you
were at RC right?
BBGurl2103 (7:40:42
PM):
yeah....we had a program with your chapter remember?
BIGbird1040 (7:40:45
PM):
ohhhhhh
BIGbird1040 (7:40:49
PM): yea
masada
BIGbird1040 (7:40:52
PM): whats
up?
BBGurl2103 (7:41:00
PM): nm,
you?
BIGbird1040 (7:41:59
PM): im
just chillin
BIGbird1040 (7:42:08
PM): sux to
be back from break
BBGurl2103 (7:42:40
PM): yeah
At this point, I saw what Yisreal was talking about...
BBGurl2103 (7:48:10
PM): you
know, your so sexy
BIGbird1040 (7:48:16
PM): i know
baby
BBGurl2103 (7:48:59
PM): wanna
have cyper sex
BIGbird1040 (7:49:01
PM): ok
BBGurl2103 (7:49:10
PM): im
gently kissing your lips
BIGbird1040 (7:49:21
PM): arg
oh, your camel toe is too big
BIGbird1040 (7:49:25
PM): its
sucking me in
BBGurl2103 (7:49:28
PM): sorry!
BIGbird1040 (7:50:31
PM): eww
its so fucking big
BIGbird1040 (7:50:35
PM): shave
your junk
BIGbird1040 (7:50:45
PM): its a
fuking afro omg
BBGurl2103 (7:50:50
PM):
SORRYSORRY
BIGbird1040 (7:51:00
PM): ok, im
punching you in the face
BBGurl2103 (7:51:06
PM): oh, im
bleeding
BIGbird1040 (7:51:49
PM): ahh
BIGbird1040 (7:51:56
PM):
strawberry shortcake, done
BBGurl2103 (7:52:04
PM): mmm,
fresh
BIGbird1040 (7:52:15
PM): now
make me some fucking eggs
(The eggs were ok,
but they were a little brown)
Well, he finally found out, after only
two whole days!
BBGurl2103
(7:23:26 PM):
hey sexy
cowabanga1519
(7:23:53 PM):
hi
BBGurl2103
(7:24:03 PM):
whats up?
cowabanga1519
(7:24:07 PM):
nmu
BBGurl2103
(7:24:15 PM):
just chillin haha
BBGurl2103 (7:25:51
PM): we
should get together some time
cowabanga1519
(7:26:00 PM):
sure
BBGurl2103
(7:26:52 PM):
you dont say much
BBGurl2103 (7:26:53
PM): lol!
cowabanga1519
(7:41:53 PM):
do you ever shave your tweeter
BBGurl2103
(7:42:16 PM):
what?
cowabanga1519
(7:43:13 PM):
how do you spell your last name
btw
BBGurl2103
(7:43:26 PM):
ok ok
BBGurl2103 (7:43:30
PM):
youfound me out
BBGurl2103 (7:43:36
PM): DONT
FUCKING TELL SARA
cowabanga1519
(7:43:39 PM):
go eat a dick
BBGurl2103
(7:43:48 PM):
seriously
cowabanga1519
(7:43:49 PM):
she knows
BBGurl2103
(7:43:52 PM):
fuck you
And he wasnt done....
cowabanga1519 (7:42:35 PM): you little dick
