Ghostly Apparition of Brandeis Life-Member Appears in Brunion newsroom
Shocking Moment caught on Film
According to an eyewitness account, a ghostly projection of former Brandeis and DC Council Godol Evan Susser appeared in the
International Headquarters of The Brunion online ledger. According to the account, one of the Brunion staff members was using his computer, when he suddenly felt a presence beind him. As he turned, he saw this poltergeist, and captured it on film.
The ghost then proceeded to approach the writer, push him over, take the hamburger that the staff member was eating and scarf it down his throat in one bite. He then ran through the wall singing "The Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the frog. "That was one hungry ghost." quiped the staff member.
When reached for comment, the editor of the Brunion, the extremly handsome Ben Wolff, had this statement:
"While the appearance today of the ghost of Evan Susser was very disturbing to our staff, we feel it is an isolated incident. We believe that the soul of Evan Susser was truly jealous of The Brunion, and that he wanted to have it, or at least our staff members hamburger. We did grant that staff member the day off, which we believe he used to go home and watch the hilarious movie "Porn 'n Chicken" on Comedy Central.
The Brunion will be operating normally from now own, though we have invested in large amounts of garlic. We do not expect the Evan Susser ghost again, but we have heard a rumor of a possible David Cattilinato vampire."
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