MY FIRST HATE MAIL!!! YAY
First of all, don't be fooled by the sweetness in the title. You're a dumbass. An ugly dimbass at that. WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR FUCKIN PROBLEM? Posting that fucking picture of me with Aaron in your fucking gay ass website. You have no right using me as a way to mock my best friend. Yes, i know i'm hott. Yeah, too hott for your fat ass. Yeah, so stop being a fucking dumbass and get a life. You really know how to piss people off don't you? well, if i ever meet you you don't want to know what to know what i'll do to you. I might be short but i can beat your ass. So don't go fucking around like this. get it straight next time bitch. Get yourself straight cuz, you're a fuckin pansy. Cya around. Hugs +
Kisses!
~D****~P.S it's not a threat, it's a promise that i WILL keep.
Editors Note: The Subject of this email was "Hey Sexy;)"
Editor's Response
Being who i am, i get really excited when i get personal emials from girls, so when i double clicked ont his one, i was gettin all excited. ANd as i read, that excitement turned not to disdain or fear (BRING IT ON BITCH), but to laughter. I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF. So it would've been a crime to not show it to ya'll.
Now i will catergorically SHUT HER DOWN using a systematic method of quotes and counter points. "You're a dumbass. An ugly dimbass at that." First of all, great spelling. Second of all...well... i guess I can't really disagree with that.
Next,"Yes, i know i'm hott." HAHA. Who do you think you are kidding. The use of "hot" in my article was merely a relative reference. I meant that you were hot for Sperling, which isn't sayin much. So dont spend to much time looking in that mirror, OK honey?
Next, "Yeah, so stop being a fucking dumbass and get a life." EXCUSE ME. DO YOU KNOW HOW POPULAR THIS SITE IS? Probably not. My guess is that 15 people will see this in the first 15 minutes its up. So, in fact, this site has enhanced my popularity. By the way, what kind of person writes hate mail to strangers... Anyways.
Next, "i can beat your ass." Its possible, I'm not denying it. I mean i don't work out or anything, but i bet we would both be pretty roughed up. Besides, I can use my computer skills to summon the beast of the internet to DEVOUR YOUR SOUL.
Last, "Hugs + Kisses!" ALIRGHT... Where do i sign up.
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