On my recent family vacation to the state if Hawaii, I discovered that Hawaii is not only the most confusing state, but it is also the most confused.
1. Hawaii's state flag. From a distance, the banner looks like the United States flag, which is confusing, especially when it is flying next to a regular US flag. Then when you get a good gander at the flag, you realize it isn't a U.S. flag, but some sort of sick combination of a British Union Jack and Old Glory.
I mean, are they British? Are they American? What the hell. Its fairly obvious to me that all Hawaiians are spies for the British, traitors, and liars.
2.The whole lay/lei thing
I was told in the weekps working up to our Hawaii trip that everyone who goes to Hawaii gets "layed." And being who I am, the romantically frustrated teenager, i was willing to take a "lay" or two. But when i got to the airport, where the "lay" was supposed to happen, all i got was this dinky flower necklace. WHAT THE HELL? I mean, these Hawaiins need to be clearer on this as they say "lei" promise of free sex with their women. Not to menion i cried afterwards at the disappointment. LIARS.
The Hawaiian "Lei"
The "Lay" I Was Expecting
3. As for what makes Hawaii itself confused, take a look at this street sign. Dont worry you crazy treacherous Hawaiians, I am not parking there.
So regardless of whether or not you agree on my stance about these Hawaiians, you are gonna have to deal with it. The Brunion is now on a 5 week break.
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