The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of Kallah 2003--Part 1
You might call me crazy for even attempting to write about the 3 week Judaic gauntlet that is International Kallah. But I am gonna try it anyways, cause im just that crazy-go-nuts-no-frills kinda guy.
The Good
Flip-Flop Golf. If you have never played, you are missing out. There is something divinely fun in flinging your footwear at random object (and sometimes people.) The best moment of flip flop golf was definently hitting the Internation S'ganit when aiming for the International Shli'cha and missing the birdie (she was pissed; mission accomplished.)
The Bad
The toilets. At one point, i succesfully clogged the stall in the Katz building 6 days in a row. But get this, no toilet paper was inolved in the offending stoppage. THats right folks, Perlman food makes my turd huge, no cute way of saying it. I kind of wanted to be proud of my record, but i couldn't really trell anybody about it. Even iof there was any sliver of hope for me with the ladies, I seriously doubt my retelling of "Crap Crisis '03" wouldn't be the best come on. And i think the guys were wierded out by me as it was. So that left only one person to tell of my fecal journey: Josh Towbin. Unfortuantly, he wasn't very impressed. Oh well. At least I was smart enough to not go manual.
