Germain thinking? No wonder I smelled smoke. After reading his article about what various members of Brandeis hear when others are speaking, I began to consider what various members of Brandeis mean when they say certain things:

When Lax says: “It’s gonna be a great time, everyone should come.”
He really means: “We are so fucked…no one is gonna come to this…shit.”

When Wolff says: “You’re such a dumbass”
He really means: “I wish I had thought of that”

When Towbin says: “Whatever, dude…I don’t see YOU getting any ass”
He really means: “I hope Rachel didn’t hear what [insert member here] just said!”

When Huey says: “I don’t know why, I just did!!!”
He really means: “I was pretty horny”

When Harris says: “I’d give her the business”
He really means: “I really WOULD give Tina Lax the business”

When Heckman says: “Do it for a brother aleph”
He really means: “I don’t get paid till Saturday”

When Germain says: “Let’s speed this up, I have so much homework”
He really means: “Got to get home to my ebony porn before mom finds it”

When Lerner says: “Oh, you good friend, you!”
He really means: “At night I plot your death”

When Freedman says: “I’ll make you an omelet”
He really means: “Get out of my house”

When Sperling says: “One more and I take down the chatterbox”
He really means: “This is getting good, let’s see how it plays out…”

When Cooper says: “hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
He really means: “I could run this chapter myself”