a D a M 1 2 8 5: just do one last update for me
It all started out with that one line. The events that followed would go down in history and be remembered for the rest of all documented time.

Then I heard what I thought were the words "you crazy kid" echo in the back of my mind. But it all seemed too real. I turned around and saw the shadow of a duck on the outline of the wood paneled floor. I traced that shadow back to its owner to find none other than the sender of that fateful instant message..Adam Lax. “Come with me if you want to live” he said in his best impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Well, I won’t bore you with the full details of the adventure that ensued, but let me tell you, it sure was crazy. I mean, who would have known that the dinosaurs spoke with an Iranian accent and that Adam Lax himself had four nipples and a little bit of an overbearing obsession with Rodney Dangerfield? Furthermore, isn’t it ironic that through the use of time travel, Adam Lax was really the one to invent the Theory of Relativity thanks to me tripping over his shoes in a dirty pub. Who’da thunk?

Well, let us all have a moment of silence in the name of Adam Lax: slayer of Adolf Hitler, Watcher of 7th Heaven, and all around happy guy.

Let us raise our glasses and hope this story never gains a sequel.
May G-d be with you all.