RC Was Fun, That You Should Know, Just Beware of the... Another hellrasing article by your favorite baby Well my first Regional Convention is through, so here lies my analysis. RC was like a rose, its beauty drew you near, the aromah was heavenly, but it had its thorns. Ok, that was the most homo-erotic metaphore ever. Excuse me while I take a crap and jack off at the same time. OK, so for those of you who weren't there, here is how it went down: The Good: - Cheering was so fun. Every other cheer was about camel toe - Spelling B-R-A-N-D-E-I-S A-Z-A on our chests, comming to dinner in robes, and exposing ourselves in front of all NRE, with that written accross our chests. Too bad Katz is used to reading hebrew (right to left) so we ended up spelling A-Z-A S-I-E-D-N-A-R-B - I started a new sport: Cleptospirit. After I took Oseh's might sword, others followed. They grabbed a cow bell, einstein's banner, Melech's sign, and some other stuff that I'm forgetting - The Curly Cold-Water Challenge. Titties + nipples + cold water = great view of....the ocean -Prank phone calls. Those crazy women and their need to make dirty orgasmic noises over the phone! -JUST SAY NO!!!! (Response: to the camel toe!) -Yisreal pushing camel toe into the pool - The ShOcKeR!!!!!!! What is the shocker you ask? Well its..... Two in the gooer, one in the sewer Two in the slit, one in the shit Two in the pie, one in the eye Two in the grass, one in the ass Two in the bowl, one in the hole Two in the fish, one in the dish 2 in the goo, 1 in the poo. 2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney. 2 in the squack, 1 in the back. 2 in the bush, 1 in the tush. 2 in the snapper, 1 in the crapper. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink. 2 in the snatch, 1 in the hatch. Almost everyone hooked up at the dance. Me, Lax (NO NOT WITH EACH OTHER!!!) Freedman (Does he ever NOT hook up?) Even David RICHMAN!!!!! The Bad: -Camel Toe and her power trips. She would tell people to shut up when no one was talking. She had special privilges like getting to go to her room while we sat around doing nothing. Every other picture in the slide show was of her, and sometimes it seemed she was posing just for the slideshow. Her boyfriend is so young, he problably just learned how to masturbate (with how uptight she probably is, but seriously he's 14 and shes 18. that should be illegal...oh wait, it IS). Not to mention her endless speech in the friendship circle: "oh, and i love getting rides, and eating pancakes in pajamas haha omg thanks guys" - The Staff. Don't cough, you might get yelled at. Don't even LOOK at the nearist exit...they will finsh what the moiel started at your brit. - The Programing....ooh lets all make posters about countries!! Yay! - The food. I didn't have it (the big Atkins), but everyone said they didnt like it. in the words of Sam Heckman ", awww man this is sooo bad , i cant eat another bite its so nasty" I dont know, it looked ok to me. -Some annoying ass bbg chapter sold dog tags that said AZA or BBG on them for $3 EACH! God damn, I would have bought one if they WERENT MADE OF F-ING PLASTIC AND THEY DIDN'T ASK ME 50 F-ING TIMES!!!! The Ugly: -Rooming with David Richman. The kid craped 3 times a day, and peed off the balcony on two seperate ocasions that i can remember. -Ogre Elections. While I im not allowed to say what went on that room (if you have a strong stomach, ask someone who was there how the current ogre elect won) , I can tell you what I did to run. I took off my shirt, walked up to the council, and started kissing Lax. In a complete state of shock, he had no idea what hit him. The best part was, as I walked away, everyone started singing the "Lax is Gay" song. Yes thats right, i kiss lax and hes the one that gets shit. OK guys, i now leave you with some pics from RC: (Pics taken by Scottie, Edited by Huey)