Throughout my travels and experences on this large rock hurtling through space we call Earth, I have witnessed some really freaking dumb people. I've decided both as public service to the un-dumb, and as a new feature on the Brunion, that I would share some of my expieriences. Today: Spammers
Recently, i received this email from a spammer:
From:"ReadingDynamics"
To:ripperbmw@hotmail.com
Subject:"raise a child prodigy"
Text of email: Teach your kids to read at an earlry age. It is a good stepping stone to your child's future.
Frontline Phonics has helped thousands of children to read over the past 15 years.
We respect and honor our members’ requests. You may unsubscribe from TimeSavers by selecting one of three convenient options:
(1) REPLY to this email with REMOVE in the subject line,
(2) WRITE to us at: 18324 Oxnard Street Unit 2, Tarzana, CA 91356 or
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Hopefully, all of geniuses out there caught why "LearningDynamics" is possibly the stupidest company ever.
While pitching their "child prodigy" making product, these idiots made a tiny little mistake: "Teach your kids to read at an earlry age"
After seeing this foible, I literally pounded my head against my monitor for a minute. IF YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE KIDS SMARTER, AT LEAST SPELL EARLY RIGHT YOU F*&@ING MORONS. GOODNESS GRACIOUS. After the ordeal, I actually had irony pains. My second piece of beef i have with these regular Einstein's is probably the one you smarties out there thought of first: I don't have a kid. Well, not anymore. They took away me and Towbin's love child, but thats another story. Perhaps if this company wouldn't be sending their ads to 16 year-olds, they might make some dough and LEAVE ME THE F%*@ alone.
P.S.- Their address is in Tarzana, California. TARZANA!! Thats an awesome town name!
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